Wednesday, December 3, 2008

SOS

Build a Titanic.

Make sure there are no lifeboats on board.

Lock Mr. X* in one of the rooms. Preferably in a room that is farthest from the deck.

Send the key of that room in an unmanned spacecraft to the moon. Mars would be even better.

Set the ship on sail.

Have an automated steering system which can maneuver the ship towards the biggest iceberg in the ocean.

This ultra modern hi-fi steering system should also avoid the ship from being in the vicinity of any other ships which can come to the rescue.

If everything goes according to plan, mission accomplished. The world shall live in peace.

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* X = John Abraham.

You will be able to empathize with me if you happen to watch a movie called No smoking.


Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction and no implications are to be taken seriously.

34 comments:

  1. Hii.. didn't understand even a single word...! maf kaarna.. sab naya naya lag raha hai... pc, internet, chats, surfing.. comments..
    so i will comment only on the new header pic..

    beautiful pic with syntax errors..!

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  2. After I heard the feedback from my friends, I never attempted to watch that.

    // all-mixed.blogspot.com

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  4. ok i agree no smoking is a BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD movie but mere john ko haath mat lagana urv nai toh acha nai hoga!!!!!!!

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  5. How mean!

    John is my fav Bolly guy! u should know that by now :)

    Keshi.

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  6. Why waste so much money on Mr X? :P

    Besides, why should new Titanic aur iceberg suffer with no fault of theirs?

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  7. No..!! dont give out such plans in public..
    All of these guys who r crazily jealous of john might try doing it..
    but u should know..inspite of the bad no smoking..hes does so many other goooooooood movies..and moreover..hes such an eye candy..
    u better not think of sending him away!!!!
    :)i loooooooooove john!!

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  8. ~ abhinav
    Oyye shaane :P

    Syntax errors waala samajh mein nai aaya.. Kripya samjhane ka kasht kare

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  9. ~ jadu kumar
    Woh bichare friends.. ;)

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  10. ~ raam pyari
    he he
    i meant
    he he
    :P

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  11. ~ trinaa
    mera john!! mera ranbir!!

    Definitely for you the world is not enough :P

    Kya kar legi tu.. jaa john ke saath us pretty boy ko bhi room mein daal dunga.. Thengaa..

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  12. ~ keshi
    He he.. I know that girl :) If you want him to be safe, tell him not to indulge in such torturous acts :D

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  13. ~ stupid
    Yes, the second statement is a very valid point :)

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  14. ~ santa
    Hahahahahaha..

    //hes does so many other goooooooood movies

    Yaar itna mat hasa mere ko :P

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  15. John ...idiot ..the world would prolly end ..i was thinking of some ppl like thackeray, desmukh and naqvi

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  16. baap re john ke fans tujhe nai chodenge urv

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  17. Hey, u better send Ayesha Takia or Bips on that ship and lock them and let them sink with that ship..
    They made the movie worse :p - John was not totally responsible for that dud!


    Btw, the post is very aptly titled - Save our souls :p

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  18. lol cmon he aint that bad!

    Keshi.

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  19. ok here's a generous offer Urv...I'll stay in Blogville and u be nice to John. Hows that? :)

    Keshi.

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  20. ~ think tank
    All right girl. Lets make a list then..

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  21. ~ joidevivre
    Apun kisi se nai darta :P

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  22. ~ homer
    You know, on a second thought, I might not plan to send him off. Just yest I was watching Taxi no. 9211. Mannnnn!!! John was SO unintentionally hilarious :P :P :P

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  23. ~ keshi
    Deal. Done. Final. :) :) :) Yaaaayyyyy :D

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  24. deal! And Im already bak :) check out my new post!

    Keshi.

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  25. Hahah!

    No Smoking n all I dunno...but John aint all that bad..

    How abt SRK or better, Mr. Bachchan?

    World be all peaceful n happy no?

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  26. oh yes. i know people who came home and started breaking things after watching this movie.

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  27. @ trinaa

    baby tumko john bhi mangta?? tsk tsk..
    aaj kal ki lakiyaaan.. kamaal karti hain!

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  28. lol :P
    but X-( angry angry

    no smoking or smoking, john is hot...mmmm :D :D :D blushes..
    nice post :P

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