Warning: This is a blog that lacks intellectuality. My levels of IQ stand as lofty as that of Paris Hilton's pet pomeranian and my knowledge of current affairs is as deep as Mandira Bedi's of cricket. I mostly ramble about the trivialities of my everyday life, F.R.I.E.N.D.S, friends n family, movies, cricket; basically thoughts that would enter the mind of any Sita, Gita or Rita.

Note: I was busy drooling over the pages of Playboy during my English classes in school. So please bare with any grammatical blunders or the obvious lack of classic literary writing. (I was a little confused between the selection of 'bear' and 'bare' in the sentence above so I resorted to my favorite inky-pinky-ponky routine)

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Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Of likes and dislikes

I do not like the taste of toothpaste.

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Especially when its green in color and says Palmolive on the cover.

..Hangovers indeed can do weird things to people

47 comments:

ceedy said...

Hahah

bahut chaag aaya hoga :)

Urv said...

~ceedy
aur bhi bahut kuch aaya boss :))

ceedy said...

Can imagine... the postscript says it all

BTW...you need to read the post before the dandiya...that was more funny...

and yes its a coincidence ;)

Urv said...

~ceedy
Read it man.. :D Aaj kal na poira.. Kevu kevu lakhe.. jo ni.. :P

ceedy said...

Tandan ghela che saala :P

Are you back back...or still on the sidelines?

Urv said...

~ceedy
Hehe.. Ya sideline types.. :( But na mama karta to kana mama hara ne.. :)

Anonymous said...

good .. haha.. i once brusd with an yellow paste called odomos

Urv said...

~chriz
Haha.. Partners in crime..

AB said...

americal pie yaad aagai! :P


try colgate..!

HP said...

muhahahahhahaa !!! u actually did that !!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!

Kanan said...

hehehe..

it's kehNa mama (bolela mama) not kaNa (one-eyed) mama :P

I can't believe even wikipedia says that. Don't these people actually know what the true kahevat is before they put it in places like wikipedia?

Sayesha said...

Yeahahahahahaha! :D

Urv said...

~abhinav
I am not able to recall :( Which part was it?

Urv said...

~hp
Haan ji. :D :D Aur itna bhi khush mat ho :|

Urv said...

~kanan
Maine to bachpan se aisa hi suna hai :( Tame kaho chho to ave thi Kehna mama use karish.. :)

Urv said...

~sayesha
Thik hai. Thik hai :D :D

Macadamia The Nut said...

Ah! Reminds me of hostel days and dark ill-lit cubby-holed washrooms
:D

Keshi said...

lol Im glad it didnt read 'Glue'!

Keshi.

Nidhi said...

:))))))))))

Can't stop laughing :)

Chakoli said...

Hahhahaha:))

but u had it na:D

Urv said...

~macademia the nut
I guess hostels are the same everywhere :D

Urv said...

~keshi
Haha. I am glad too for that. :D :D

Urv said...

~nidhi
:)) To phir hanste rahiyo.. Sehat ke liye zara bhi haanikarak nahi hai.. :D

Urv said...

~chakoli
Yup. And it tasted yummy. Seriously. Go have a try :P :P

Sarath said...

I say Old spice tastes better.. You should start using that

HP said...
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HP said...

khush nai ho rahe hain. MAZAK uda rahe hain. BUWAHAHAHAHAHA !!! *mean, wicked, cruel, merciless rakshas laugh*

"na mama karta to kana(one-eyed) mama hara" - te theek laikhu chhe. aamaj hoy!

Happy Norta, Dushehra, etc. :))

Stupidosaur said...

Aha your are back from hibernation.

For daily brushing toothpaste is good enough. When you wake up from hibernation, Palmolive is a must. Good choice! *Thumbs up and wink*

AB said...

I don't remember. but when its American pie, what else you expect?

Solitaire said...

What did you have to drink?

Some green drink?

Urv said...

~sarath
Aye aye sir. :D Your wish is my command.

Urv said...

~hp
mera matbal yehi tha ki mazak uda ke itna bhi mat hans bachhi :P

kana mama hoy.. hmmm.. tu Kanan ne samjhav.. :)

Happy belated Dushera to ya too :D

Urv said...

~stupidosaur
Thanks bhai. Yesterday I bought one more Palmolive tube :)

Urv said...

~abhinav
Hmmm.. Remember the scene where our hero applies glue and the hand gets stuck ;)

Urv said...

~solitaire
As far as I can recall, it was something rainbow colored :)

Think Tank said...

ye kya tha? newayz thnak god u r back ..missed ya

Keshi said...

after that wut did ya hv for brekky, listerine? lol!

Keshi.

IncorrigibleV said...

hahahaa...
=))

Urv said...

~think tank
Tujhe post to samajh mein aaya na?

:) I missed being around too :D

Urv said...

~keshi
Hahaha.. Good one Keshi.. :D

Urv said...

~vandita
:) :D :P

Trinaa said...

muhahahahahhaha ! ur jokes were missed. :D

Bhai with Chai said...

u
r
v

you are d-e-a-d.

where is my comment?

Nidhi said...

Hahahahahaha :D :D
Fultoo hilarious!!! 1st timer on ur blog...

Urv said...

~ trinaa
:D

Urv said...

~ bhai
I have no idea bhai.. Please spare me.. If you read this, care to comment again.. Pleeze..

Urv said...

~ nidhi
Welcome welcome.. Glad you enjoyed it :D

 
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