Warning: This is a blog that lacks intellectuality. My levels of IQ stand as lofty as that of Paris Hilton's pet pomeranian and my knowledge of current affairs is as deep as Mandira Bedi's of cricket. I mostly ramble about the trivialities of my everyday life, F.R.I.E.N.D.S, friends n family, movies, cricket; basically thoughts that would enter the mind of any Sita, Gita or Rita.

Note: I was busy drooling over the pages of Playboy during my English classes in school. So please bare with any grammatical blunders or the obvious lack of classic literary writing. (I was a little confused between the selection of 'bear' and 'bare' in the sentence above so I resorted to my favorite inky-pinky-ponky routine)

If you happen to pass by, feel free to register your presence. coz yeh duniya bahot chhoti hai aur yeh zindagi bahot lambi. Kya pata, someday somewhere, you and I might end up discussing about it over a cup of garam garam masala tea.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

yeM Bee yAy

Her: So you are leaving me eh?!

Him: *silence*

Her: Oh come on! Be a man! Blurt it out!

Him: It's not what you think.

Her: Oh! don't give me that crap. You are all the same. You come, you have fun and then you leave.

Him: But I always loved you with all my heart. I never cheated on you. I never even thought about anyone else when I was with you.

Her: And now what! You got bored of me!

Him: Don't say that. It's not like that. How do I explain myself. Its just that this is something I always saw myself doing. This was kinda my first love. But I will always remember the days we spent together. I will always have a special place for you in my heart.

*Veer-Zara music plays in the background*

Those table-tennis games, that mail fiasco, the annual parties, those SCJP sessions, system no **29, employee id **35, that 2 o'clock phone call, all those memorable luncheons, the gyaan sharing, all the pagalpanti, fultoo mastigiri and so much more. I will definitely miss this place *sigh*

People say 'Love your job.' I say love your company too. Aakhir pyaar baant ne se badhta hai :)

~~~~~~~~~x~~~~~~~~~

What's in a name

~ Urv Bhatt
(after all, what's in a name :P)

Over the 2 years that I have stayed in Bangalore, I have come across many a lovable people.

Package
Junk Leader
Terminator
iRobot
Vodafone
Niel Armstrong
Bhelpuri
Bobby
Merry go round
Cold water
Sheru
Screw driver
Question bank
Call Center
Server
The 3 Musketeers
Iron Man
Bachcha
Jagat
Patli kamar
Bewdi
Guru
Kkkrish

~~~~~~~~~x~~~~~~~~~

Thank you Bangalore for the awesomest weather.

Thank you Koramanagala for all the restaurants/coffee hang-outs.

Thank you Shantisagar (restaurant hai bhidu log. I am neither talking about any Shanti(although I would like to ;)) nor any Sagar.) for that morning cup of tea.

Thank you Mast Kalandar for all those yummy Fridays.

Thank you Tandoor Hut for Tandoor Hut.

~~~~~~~~~x~~~~~~~~~

Somebody told me "Urv, don't change as a person." Hence I shall continue to be my evil self. Muahahahaha :D

*devilish laughter echoes in an infinite loop in the background thread*

PS: In case you did not understand what the post is all about, Sherlock Holmes aur Dan Brown ko bolo ki tumhe adopt kar le ;)

40 comments:

Abhinav said...

Sherelock Homes, Dan Brown and even James Bond have been inspired from me.. so Let me reveal..

Urv ji is about to become an MBA after 2 years... (hopefully!) and he is migrating towards Eastern part of India (B, Os)... the weather is a bit hot there... the people might not be that hot...


all the best beedu...! Blog posting challu rakhna...!!


:)

Tumhara dost,
Y2A Bhatt

santasizing...Fantasizing said...

*clap clap clap clap*
*sadly cant remember a song for this occassion*...
But hum to bahut hi happy hain...
hands hamare clappy hain..
karo tum apna yem-bee-yay...
ban jaao ek dum bade bade...
le lo gyan dher saara..
bano sabki aankhon ka taara...
orissa mein hume yaad rakhna...
and blogging ka kaam start rakhna...

ok..so even if it was too bad...u must appreciate the effort:D

Congratulation buddy...:D

Homer said...

Hey, Big Big Congratulations on getting your first love..
and this was a nice farewell speech :)

Express said...

Aw! well, ull do well.. u will :)

Best wishes.

But, I still hate b'lore!
x-(

Mads said...

i had to read the post twice... :P yes re, im dumb, even sherlock holmes would disown me :P
such a awwwwwww wala post..ur good at dedicating stuff, aren't u?

the way u started with the her and him conversation was too good :D

nice post and all the best with ur life. u can always go back to bangalore and catch up on everything later :D :)

Thoorika said...

Kya senti post hai !! Your company should be proud of you !!! :D

Stupidosaur said...

I hate MBAs.
One fine day humanity will see the flaws of its ways.

Anyways where are you doing it from?

Aditi..............:) said...

Haha.....I loved it man!!!
Bangalore is fun!!! Have been ther few times cos I live in chennai..its close...try Daal and Roti restaurant there....it serves amazing Baigan ka bharat!! :)

Nice post...was total fun to read it :)

Aditi..............:) said...

hey I forgot to wish you...all the best!! :)
Also, read the Quote Unquote on my blog...it kinda suits u in an devilish way...haha! :)

HP said...

congrats buddy !

Sarath said...

kya you are we, congrats doodh..

kaha se kar raha hai MBA???

Pesto Sauce said...

Bangalore is a real cool place

Beleive me anyone lived there in past will have some memories

enchantinganki said...

of all the places in the world , i hate Banglore tha most, i abhor b'lore!

neways,congrats and all the best bahut saara for a new beginning!!

do temme , if u find MBA worth doing..i didnt!!

BIG Omi said...

right from the word one of your 'about me' in ur blog till the end of post u were enthralling! So buhbye to old job n banglore eh?? cool !! so what lies next i hope u coming to Mumbai! shall meet u there... Hi5!
Tc. Godspeed!

Amrita~Ams said...

oo atlast I came to know it all abt dedication :P..(haaan..sherlock holmes ne muje adopt kar liya :P)

nice post re..
:)

ceedy said...

You are on your way to be a true MBA

Mane Baddhu Aavde...resonates in your post too!

Dewdrop said...

All the best... have a rocking 2 years!

Nidhi said...

Congrats ! and All the best dear :)

chirpy-paaro said...

hey congratulations...

disha said...

I am new here...Stumbled thru random surfing and now hooked :)
And yeah, congrats :)

shrey bhatt said...

congrats buddy
keep smiling

Abhinav said...

arey we know MBA people are very busy.. but man? come back soon!

Vandita said...

congrats man..:) hun kithe??

Pri said...

a big congratulations to you! :)
hope to see you back soon.

Stupidosaur said...

Sorry.

Canary said...

randomly dropped by like some others! Congrats! :)

Trinaa said...

Urv! I never saw this post!! belated yem bee yaa congrats to you! ;)

BIG Omi said...

Urv dude! all well with you?

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