Warning: This is a blog that lacks intellectuality. My levels of IQ stand as lofty as that of Paris Hilton's pet pomeranian and my knowledge of current affairs is as deep as Mandira Bedi's of cricket. I mostly ramble about the trivialities of my everyday life, F.R.I.E.N.D.S, friends n family, movies, cricket; basically thoughts that would enter the mind of any Sita, Gita or Rita.

Note: I was busy drooling over the pages of Playboy during my English classes in school. So please bare with any grammatical blunders or the obvious lack of classic literary writing. (I was a little confused between the selection of 'bear' and 'bare' in the sentence above so I resorted to my favorite inky-pinky-ponky routine)

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Thursday, April 22, 2010

Men are from Mars, Women are from Milan

*A casual conversation while strolling around in the mall*

Friend: You know I end up buying a lot of shoes.

Me: Thats cool. If you like something, just buy it. That's what I believe in.

Friend: But I have a lot of shoes and footwear.

Me: Hmm. How many?

Friend: ##

Me: 17!

Friend: 70

Me: 70! Oh. You mean in your entire lifetime

Friend: No. Currently.

Me: (Of course I could not respond immediately. That is too much data even for a guy.)

Friend: But I don't think 70 can be called the correct number. There are a few that I no longer wear - about 5 of them. (pause) So how many pairs do you have?

Me: 5

38 comments:

Srishti said...

Hold on...was the friend a guy or a girl? Because if she's a girl, that would explain her shoe-obsession, wouldn't it? Hehe...cool post :D

freelancer said...

lols...i have 3! am glad she's ur friend!! hehe

VIDYA said...

So the blogging hiatus ends!
Nice post...and yes a never ending collection of shoes is every girl's dream :)

Urv said...

@Shrishti
A girl of course. Hence the post title as well ;)

@freelancer
Damn! you beat me :)

@Vidya
May all dreams come true :D

The Crazy Apothecary said...

Now I know why you asked me whether or not I'd checked! :P
Shoes n watches n perfumes n stationery.. Life aint all that sinful!! :P

Abhinav said...

wow you have got 5 pair of shoes?

joie de vivre said...

hehe..is she a Chokri, then toh it's fine re..

Sayesha said...

25 last year... maybe about 15 this year. :P

PS: Word verification: dicar

Ahahahaha! Dicar hai mujhpar, itne kam joote???? Ahahahahaha! :D

Pri said...

i can relate...to your friend!!

its like we girls are by default, shop-o-holics and then most of us are keep-o-holics (hate to throw out) as well..so that should be enough reason to justify our wardrobe i guess :D :D

anusha said...

haha...I can relate to ur friend... I loove shoes.. but sadly I cant wear anything but sports shoes ... cause the pretty ones feed on my feet .. yet I have an alarmingly growing collection of never to be worn shoes .... siiigh

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Dunham said...

My sister read that back; I find it a good book to read in the future....although Im more of a girl that says Im going to read it but yet...well thats what I say. If you get what Im saying =)

A-Jester said...

Hey great creative and funny feel to your blog man...

Anonymous said...

I have two pairs of shoes and my wife has over 7,000.

Anonymous said...

where are you??
write something missing your post :P

Stupidosaur said...

Aha! Now I understand. I always thought women are sugar spice and everything nice. How could they get violent and throw chappals at a guy?

I see they are just astutely solving two practical problem. Do chappal ek nishan - ek teer do nishan.

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Allen's Grey Matter Inc. © 200...whatever !! said...

first visit to your blog..

Russel Peters, "..anything can blow your mind.. too good.. mindBLASTING"

!! 70 shoes .. good god.. and how is it okay .. even if its a chick..?!!!

lonnely darkness said...

your friend is a centipede

birasblog said...

muito legal!

Katia said...

This is quite a story. An interesting story and also an interesting experience. Milan girls can be strange sometimes. Anyhow, I think we all can learn something from this.

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Hahaha...and I am not even surprised because your friend is obviously a girl!

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