Warning: This is a blog that lacks intellectuality. My levels of IQ stand as lofty as that of Paris Hilton's pet pomeranian and my knowledge of current affairs is as deep as Mandira Bedi's of cricket. I mostly ramble about the trivialities of my everyday life, F.R.I.E.N.D.S, friends n family, movies, cricket; basically thoughts that would enter the mind of any Sita, Gita or Rita.

Note: I was busy drooling over the pages of Playboy during my English classes in school. So please bare with any grammatical blunders or the obvious lack of classic literary writing. (I was a little confused between the selection of 'bear' and 'bare' in the sentence above so I resorted to my favorite inky-pinky-ponky routine)

If you happen to pass by, feel free to register your presence. coz yeh duniya bahot chhoti hai aur yeh zindagi bahot lambi. Kya pata, someday somewhere, you and I might end up discussing about it over a cup of garam garam masala tea.

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

SOS

Build a Titanic.

Make sure there are no lifeboats on board.

Lock Mr. X* in one of the rooms. Preferably in a room that is farthest from the deck.

Send the key of that room in an unmanned spacecraft to the moon. Mars would be even better.

Set the ship on sail.

Have an automated steering system which can maneuver the ship towards the biggest iceberg in the ocean.

This ultra modern hi-fi steering system should also avoid the ship from being in the vicinity of any other ships which can come to the rescue.

If everything goes according to plan, mission accomplished. The world shall live in peace.

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* X = John Abraham.

You will be able to empathize with me if you happen to watch a movie called No smoking.


Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction and no implications are to be taken seriously.

34 comments:

Abhinav said...

Hii.. didn't understand even a single word...! maf kaarna.. sab naya naya lag raha hai... pc, internet, chats, surfing.. comments..
so i will comment only on the new header pic..

beautiful pic with syntax errors..!

Jadu Kumar Saikia said...

After I heard the feedback from my friends, I never attempted to watch that.

// all-mixed.blogspot.com

Raam Pyari said...

ah ha
i meant
ha ha

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Trinaa said...

ok i agree no smoking is a BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD movie but mere john ko haath mat lagana urv nai toh acha nai hoga!!!!!!!

Keshi said...

How mean!

John is my fav Bolly guy! u should know that by now :)

Keshi.

Stupidosaur said...

Why waste so much money on Mr X? :P

Besides, why should new Titanic aur iceberg suffer with no fault of theirs?

santasizing...Fantasizing said...

No..!! dont give out such plans in public..
All of these guys who r crazily jealous of john might try doing it..
but u should know..inspite of the bad no smoking..hes does so many other goooooooood movies..and moreover..hes such an eye candy..
u better not think of sending him away!!!!
:)i loooooooooove john!!

Urv said...

~ abhinav
Oyye shaane :P

Syntax errors waala samajh mein nai aaya.. Kripya samjhane ka kasht kare

Urv said...

~ jadu kumar
Woh bichare friends.. ;)

Urv said...

~ raam pyari
he he
i meant
he he
:P

Urv said...

~ trinaa
mera john!! mera ranbir!!

Definitely for you the world is not enough :P

Kya kar legi tu.. jaa john ke saath us pretty boy ko bhi room mein daal dunga.. Thengaa..

Urv said...

~ keshi
He he.. I know that girl :) If you want him to be safe, tell him not to indulge in such torturous acts :D

Urv said...

~ stupid
Yes, the second statement is a very valid point :)

Urv said...

~ santa
Hahahahahaha..

//hes does so many other goooooooood movies

Yaar itna mat hasa mere ko :P

Think Tank said...

John ...idiot ..the world would prolly end ..i was thinking of some ppl like thackeray, desmukh and naqvi

joiedevivre said...

baap re john ke fans tujhe nai chodenge urv

Homer said...

Hey, u better send Ayesha Takia or Bips on that ship and lock them and let them sink with that ship..
They made the movie worse :p - John was not totally responsible for that dud!


Btw, the post is very aptly titled - Save our souls :p

Keshi said...

lol cmon he aint that bad!

Keshi.

Keshi said...

ok here's a generous offer Urv...I'll stay in Blogville and u be nice to John. Hows that? :)

Keshi.

Urv said...

~ think tank
All right girl. Lets make a list then..

Urv said...

~ joidevivre
Apun kisi se nai darta :P

Urv said...

~ homer
You know, on a second thought, I might not plan to send him off. Just yest I was watching Taxi no. 9211. Mannnnn!!! John was SO unintentionally hilarious :P :P :P

Urv said...

~ keshi
Deal. Done. Final. :) :) :) Yaaaayyyyy :D

Keshi said...

deal! And Im already bak :) check out my new post!

Keshi.

Express said...

Hahah!

No Smoking n all I dunno...but John aint all that bad..

How abt SRK or better, Mr. Bachchan?

World be all peaceful n happy no?

HP said...

oh yes. i know people who came home and started breaking things after watching this movie.

Bhai with Chai said...

john ? yawn.
don't care. bhej do

Bhai with Chai said...

@ trinaa

baby tumko john bhi mangta?? tsk tsk..
aaj kal ki lakiyaaan.. kamaal karti hain!

Mads said...

lol :P
but X-( angry angry

no smoking or smoking, john is hot...mmmm :D :D :D blushes..
nice post :P

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Vandita said...

thank god maine nahi dekhi!

 
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