Warning: This is a blog that lacks intellectuality. My levels of IQ stand as lofty as that of Paris Hilton's pet pomeranian and my knowledge of current affairs is as deep as Mandira Bedi's of cricket. I mostly ramble about the trivialities of my everyday life, F.R.I.E.N.D.S, friends n family, movies, cricket; basically thoughts that would enter the mind of any Sita, Gita or Rita.

Note: I was busy drooling over the pages of Playboy during my English classes in school. So please bare with any grammatical blunders or the obvious lack of classic literary writing. (I was a little confused between the selection of 'bear' and 'bare' in the sentence above so I resorted to my favorite inky-pinky-ponky routine)

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Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Dhiskiaon dhiskiaon

Oyye Shatab Shatab oyye. Here's the tag :)

1. What does your user name mean?
It means 'baadal'.

2. Elaborate on your user photo.
It is a JPEG image by yours truly which says 'you are we'. Its a play of words on my first name 'U R V'. I used to do a lot of drawings in MS Paint when I was young. I mean main abhi bhi jawaan hi hun, par ab fursat nai milti.

3. How many comments do you have?
I am not gonna count mate. However if you want any web analytics stats, I can pull 'em out of my statcounter.

4. What's your current relationship status?

5. What exactly are you wearing right now?
Blackberry trousers and a John Miller shirt. Shirt ka size hai 42. Trousers ka size main nahi bataane waala :P

6. What is your current problem?
Analysis and estimates for a color editing tool

7. What do you love the most?
Being with my family and friends

8. What makes you most happy?
Lil kiddos :) aren't they adorable

9. Are you musically inclined?
Err.. I listen to music.

10. What would you do if you woke up one morning and found out you were on coccaine?
Eject the Dev D dvd playing in the dvd player.

11. If you could go back in time and change something, what would it be?
World war - III

12. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day, what would you be?
Owl. And sleep all day long :P

13. Ever had a near-death experience?
No bubba. I have not yet met Paulomi ;)

14. Name an obvious quality you have.
I can be obsessive.

15. What's the name of the song that's stuck in your head right now?
Aye dil hai mushkil jeena yahaan, zara hatke, zara bachke, yeh hai bambai meri jaan.. I miss home..

16. Are you happy today?
If it does not rain in South Africa, I will be.

17. Who will cut and paste this first?
We shall come to know. Patience naam ki bhi cheez hoti hai yaaron :D

18. Name someone with the same birthday as you.
Plato, woh philosopher tha na.

19. Do you have a secret crush on anyone

20. Do you have a garbage disposal in your kitchen sink?
As a matter of fact, I do not have a kitchen!! I am staying as a paying guest :D

21. Have you ever been in a fight?
Nahi. But I might soon get involved in one with a certain h.o.d somewhere!!!

22. Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?
Yes. During my company's annual party. I pity the ones who stayed through the "performance" ;)

23. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

24. What's your biggest mistake?
You mean till now?

25. Say something totally random about you.
I am in a very cranky mood right now.

26. Has anyone ever said that you look like a celebrity?
Yep. Friends and relatives are of the opinion that Abhishek Bachhan looks like me :P

27. Are you comfortable with your height?

28. What is the most romantic thing someone has ever done for you?
Fallen in love (?)

29. What are your favorite smells?
Bheegi mitti, food..

30. What's something that really annoys you?
Long tags. I don't think a tag should have more than 20 questions/points.

31. What's something you really like?

32. Do you give random hugs and kisses?
Only to hot girls ;)

33. What's the latest you have ever stayed up?
5:00 am. I neither had exams nor was I partying.

34. Have you ever been rushed to the emergency room?

35. Whom would you tag?
Nobody. Very few people actually take up the tags. Not everybody is vella like me :P Still feel free to be a sport :)


Express said...

Wah! Proud feel kar raha hai apun tereko tag karke :P
jab tak tere mere jaise velle hai duniya mein, the tag spirit shall sure live long :P

but but,
very informative this post..
ur hometown's my city?
and i know this through a tag?
is that fair?

opposite sex huh?
*batting eyelashes* :P

Abhinav said...

First of all, cool template!
Secondly, it didn't rain. Gilly rocks!
Thirdly, I am so proud of you! Yes.. I don't know why but I am... :-)

Urv said...

~ shatab
Haan woh toh hai :) A tag-five mid-air :D

Arre my actual hometown is baroda. But parents currently in mumbai :D

*wink wink* :P

Urv said...

~ abhi
Haan I hope it does not rain today also. Sehwag jamm ke maarega :D

Gilly is evergreen man :)

Tussi assi se proud feel kar rahe ho :) Hum toh hamesha hi aisa feel karte hai. apne baare mein nai re. tussi ke baare mein :D

Trinaa said...

who is ur secret crush? haan? haan?
bata diye hain beta..shaadi ka advance notice de dena nai toh bot maar padegi!

n like i said i dont like question no. 27 .

n yes. pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee kill my h.o.d. pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Anonymous said...

What is this sudden burst against HODs??!!! Aaaaaaaaaa :D

Paulomi reference = :D :D :D

Anurag said...

Urv dude ..you seem 2 be an IPL fanatic and yet ur team's losing bro :P

Nicely done Tag...btw who's Poulami ??

santasizing...Fantasizing said...

acha!!!crush n all...kya baat hai:)
bolo bolo...tell telll....:)
loved d tag...:Dsoch rahi hoon of taking it....when mind like mine is fully filled with nonsense..and yet i have nothing to write about...tags r the only things that can help me...
love the template...soothing blue...me likes:D

can u also utilize ur cranky mood n come n kill my vp?

Arnab Majumdar said...

I'm not gonna point to individual questions and say which ones I liked, 'coz I think you've made the whole thing witty enough to my liking... and hopefully this time, there aren't any twists to the tag??

Cheers man...

Phoenix said...

hahah lol! i love the easy going and fun way you write your posts!! :D

Urv said...

~ trinaa
Tu mujhe maaregi :(


Urv said...

~ ki
Bubbba. HODs bot heraan karti :D

Urv said...

~ anurag
Yeah I love my cricket. But why do u think I am supporting RCB? I am not supporting any team. But I would not mind if Mumbai win :)

Paulami. Roadies. You do not watch MTV?

Urv said...

~ santa
Sssshhh. Secret :P

Tako tako tag. And your vp also troubling you kya! Arre but aapke paas to Ruffie hai na. Train him to take care of the vp :D

Urv said...

~ arnab
Point noted sirji :) And nope, is baar no twisting turning ;)


Urv said...

~ phoenix
:) Keep LOLing then :D

Prachi Bansal said...

Why doesnt your blog have a 'follow' option?

Anonymous said...

"Main itnii naazook, phoolon jaise komaal..." :D :D :D

Aditi..............:) said...

You hug and kiss only hot girls kya...kabhi shock lagna chahiye phir akal thikane aa jayegi :P
Well Urv, your tag made me smile today...I wasnt smiling much...thanks! :)

Sarath said...

Nice tag, MR. you are we...

by the way who has a garbage dispenser in India. I have never seen one??

chirpy-paaro said...

hhey nice tag..but dude...how many tags can you do... I salute ur spirit for it!!1 I get so bored while writing a tag!!

VIDYA said...

Hey your blog looks nicer now...the new layout is pleasant!
,Ive been to your blog b4,but I never realised the "you are we=URV" thing...also urv means baadal?since when?

Vandita said...

I'm thinkin why I didnt read this before... made me smile, esp 5, 10, 12, 13 :)

Mads said...

sahi hai...didnt read this before
funny u are :D
i mean really really funny :D

those Kohl filled eyes . said...

Hey, stopping bye to let you know that these tags really helped me pass some time and I posted it on my page.!

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