Warning: This is a blog that lacks intellectuality. My levels of IQ stand as lofty as that of Paris Hilton's pet pomeranian and my knowledge of current affairs is as deep as Mandira Bedi's of cricket. I mostly ramble about the trivialities of my everyday life, F.R.I.E.N.D.S, friends n family, movies, cricket; basically thoughts that would enter the mind of any Sita, Gita or Rita.

Note: I was busy drooling over the pages of Playboy during my English classes in school. So please bare with any grammatical blunders or the obvious lack of classic literary writing. (I was a little confused between the selection of 'bear' and 'bare' in the sentence above so I resorted to my favorite inky-pinky-ponky routine)

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Monday, April 6, 2009

What would you pick?

Monica: (really excited) Mmh... this cake is amazing!

Rachel: My God, get a room!

Monica: I would get a room with this cake. I think I could show this cake a good time!

Phoebe: If you had to, what would you give up, food or sex?

Monica: (with no hesitation) Sex!

Chandler: (looking at her) Seriously, answer faster!

Monica: Oh, I'm sorry honey, you know, but when she said "sex" I wasn't thinking about "sex with you"!

Chandler: (to Phoebe) It's like a giant hug.

Phoebe: Ross, how about you. What would you give up, sex or food?

Ross: Food.

Phoebe: Ok, how about... uhm... sex or dinosaurs?

Ross: Oh my God. It's like Sophie's Choice.

Rachel: Oh God. What about you, Joe? What would you give up, sex or food?

Joey: Uhm... oh... I don't know, it's too hard.

Rachel: No, you gotta pick one!

Joey: Oh... food. No, sex. Food! Sex! Food! Se-I don't know! Good God, I don't know, I want girls on bread!

41 comments:

santasizing...Fantasizing said...

ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im laughing like a maniac:)...

and hey ...sorry missed ur call...was dead tired..reached home n slept:(

santasizing...Fantasizing said...

did i mention...that m totally nuts about Joey:)...
:D:D:D:

Think Tank said...

mwahahahaha ..don't i love joey

HP said...

Joeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyy !!!!! :D :D :D

Aditi..............:) said...

I loveee Rachel to death otherwise...but in this post i cant pick anyone else but Joey!!! He is the best when it comes to choosing something....lolzz...
I am obsessed with Friends too!!!!

Also your template is just so peaceful...i loved it! :P

Keshi said...

LOL typical Joey!

Keshi.

Vandita said...

ROFL... i loveee Joey :)

the pink orchid said...

lol girls on bread.... hahhahahahahha perfect!! it was so typical of joey.. How you doing? :P

Trinaa said...

i love joey! n also rachel n phoebe n monica n ross n chandler. :D

Anurag said...

F.R.I.E.N.D.S ...You catch up on the re-runs it seems ....Heh! Me too

btw ...Joey rocks...But Chandler's Sarcasm gives him tough competition :D

Urv said...

~ santa
I think Joey is almost my favorite :D

Urv said...

~ farah
why wouldn't you :P

Urv said...

~ hp
Francis Tribbiani :)

Urv said...

~ aditi
Rachel is a sweetheart :)

I too love the template :D

Urv said...

~ keshi
yes girl :)

Urv said...

~ vandita
We all do :D

Urv said...

~ pink orchid
I am doin fine :P

Urv said...

~ trinaa
Yeah I know! For u the world is not enough :P

Urv said...

~ anurag
Yup I do! I also have the dvds :D

Mads said...

do i hv to pick :O
i shall experience the later and let u know :P
i just loved joey's line.... :D :D :D
f.r.i.e.n.d.s rocks che big time!!!! :) :) :)
ppl say im like phoebe \:D/ B-)

oh btw, im staying in ahmedabad, but studying in gandhinagar...and im not a gujju :P where are u from?

I'll try 2 be truthful said...

:D :D :D joey takes the cake .. bread watever :D haahhaha

Arnab Majumdar said...

Hahahahaha... that was a hilarious moment from that show!

Friends happens to be one of the very few Sitcoms that I've ever had patience for, and I'm glad I did!

:D Cheers man...

Adee said...

hehehe... i love joey! (pretty (but) dumb!) :D

nihit said...

Hahaha, it's almost like a "hall of fame" episode from the show
I love it :P Though I Like Joey, Chandler is still my fav. Friends rock!

ki said...

"I want girls on bread" is one of my FAVOURITE lines!!! :D

Express said...

joey, cuuuutttttttttteeeeeeee!!!!!!

I'm a phoebe!
but well, both chandler n joey r my favorites! :-)

btw, do i have 2 pick you are we?
do i?

PS. 4 down, 2 more 2 go :D

Prachi Bansal said...

haha..
joey here for sure!
i like Ross otherwise :)
nice blog!

Urv said...

~ mads
:) :D :P

close frnds say i am like ross..

so i guess u studyin in GNLU?
and i know that u r not a gujju.. iyers r not gujjus :P

me is from baroda chhe.. :D

Urv said...

~ truthful
Yahaa.. Joey sure does take in watever food is thrown at him :)

Urv said...

~ arnab
Yup it is worth anything.

Cheers :D

Urv said...

~ adee
:D I remember Phoebe's line 'How can someone so hot also be so sweet' or somethin like that :)

Urv said...

~ nihit
Ya, Joey an Chandler rock no matter how many times u see the same episode :D

Urv said...

~ ki
:) :D

Urv said...

~ shatab
itna mann kar hi raha hai toh go ahead n pick :P

Urv said...

~ prachi
one of the first whose favorite is ross :o :D

Dewdrop said...

:) Not heard this one... its 'sex'cellent!!! loved it! ROTFL!!!

Khushi said...

ah... how typical of Joey... I just looove him :D

peter said...

Yeah i remember that one ;)

One more with the JAM thingy

Chandler (showing two hands) : Joey suppose you have Jam and a hot chics half naked butt, what will you go for ?

JoeY : Put your hands together ;)

Denise said...

i love friends! i just can't get enough of them. am just so sad they have to end it. anyway i have a dvd so i can watch them anytime.

great blog!

Jeny jOhn CharleS said...

gr8 blog!

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