Warning: This is a blog that lacks intellectuality. My levels of IQ stand as lofty as that of Paris Hilton's pet pomeranian and my knowledge of current affairs is as deep as Mandira Bedi's of cricket. I mostly ramble about the trivialities of my everyday life, F.R.I.E.N.D.S, friends n family, movies, cricket; basically thoughts that would enter the mind of any Sita, Gita or Rita.

Note: I was busy drooling over the pages of Playboy during my English classes in school. So please bare with any grammatical blunders or the obvious lack of classic literary writing. (I was a little confused between the selection of 'bear' and 'bare' in the sentence above so I resorted to my favorite inky-pinky-ponky routine)

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Friday, July 18, 2008

THE adoption letter: Classic Joey

Season 10. Episode 5: The One Where Rachel's Sister Babysits.
Script courtesy http://www.livesinabox.com/friends/

Monica: Hey Rach, the adoption agency needs letters of recommendation and we were wondering if you would write one for us.

Rachel: Of course, I'd be honored!

Chandler: Thanks!

Monica: Thank you!

(Joey looks at them, disappointed about their decision)

Joey: U-U-Um, I think there's been an oversight.

Chandler: Joey, we would've asked you, we just thought you wouldn't be interested.

Monica: Yeah, it's just we don't think of you as really being so much "with the words".

Joey: Whoo-weh hey weh-hey whoo hey!!

Monica: Clearly we were wrong.

Joey: I gotta a lot of nice stuff to say about you guys, ok? And I know how much you wanna have a baby, you know, and I would love to help you get one.

Monica: You know what? Then, Joey, we want you to do it.

Joey: Thank you! Alright, let me see how I'm gonna start... "Dear baby adoption decider people..."

Chandler: So excited about your letter!

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Ross: What... what you working on?

Joey: (using a laptop) Oh, Monica and Chandler's recommendation. I want it to sound smart but.. I don't know any big words or anything, so...

Ross: Why don't you use your Thesaurus?

Joey: What did I just say?

Ross: Watch. (he takes the laptop) Here, you ehm... You highlight the word you want to change.
Go under Tools and the Thesaurus generates... 'gives'... 'gives' a whole list of choices. You can pick the word that sounds smartest.

Joey: Oh my God, that's great! I'm smart!! No, no, I'm... (he uses the Thesaurus) "brainy, bright, clever", I love this thing! Look out ladies, Joey Tribbiani's got the whole package!!

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Joey: Hey, finished my recommendation. (he hands it over to Chandler) Here. And I think you’ll be very, very happy. It’s the longest I ever spent on a computer without looking at porn.

Chandler: (reading) I don’t... uh... understand.

Joey: (sounding very proud of himself) Some of the words are a little too sophisticated for ya?

Monica: (also reading it) It doesn’t make any sense.

Joey: Of course it does! It’s smart! I used the the-saurus!

Chandler: On every word?

Joey: Yep!

Monica: Alright, what was this sentence originally? (shows the sentence to Joey)

Joey: Oh, ‘They are warm, nice, people with big hearts’.

Chandler: And that became ‘they are humid prepossessing Homo Sapiens with full sized aortic pumps...?

Joey: Yeah, yeah and hey, I really mean it, dude.

Monica: Hey Joey, I don’t think we can use this.

Joey: Why not?

Monica: Well, because you signed it baby kangaroo Tribbiani (Joey makes a 'and-what’s-wrong-with-that' look). Hey, why don’t you stop worrying about sounding smart and just be yourself!

Chandler: You know what? You don’t need a thesaurus, just write from here, (points at his own heart) your full sized aortic pump.

38 comments:

Solitaire said...

Aah Joey. Can never have enough of him.

Stupidosaur said...

Tein aa episode Joey lidho?

Trinaa said...

nobody can beat joey :) unless its phoebe ...muhahahaha ;)

PizzaDude said...

Joey so rocks!!! I loved the was he signed "Baby Kangaroo Tribbiani. Hilarious!

hp said...

"Monica: Clearly we were wrong." mwahahaha !!
Yeah baby!

Urv said...

~ALL
Did any of you follow the show: Joey. How is it? I have not been able to follow it :(

~solitiare
So true. Looks so innocent when acting dumb n stupid :)

~stupidosaur
Haa chokra. Main aa episode joey lidho chhe :D Many a times..

~trinaa
I love all of 'em :D Find it difficult to choose a favorite..

~pizzadude
Yes man. Joseph Francis Tribbiani truly rocks :D

~hp
He he. There was one more episode where he acts on similar lines.. Gonna post that too.. :)

hp said...

@ stupidosaur: hahaha... had never thought of that aspect of "joey" - or should i say baby kangaroo ??

Maryum Javaid said...

hey...i love joey..i already told u that hiana...
and abt the show JOEY..its not good...i saw a few episodes here and there and sumhow it lacks freinds ka charm...i guess joey was the best joey along with the other 5 nuts...

Maryum Javaid said...

ur profile pic is amazing..is it urs ya chori ki hai?

Urv said...

~maryum javaid
Yup u did tell about ur love for him :) Hmm.. There can't be anything like F.R.I.E.N.D.S. I sooo wish that the show never ended. Just like so many others :D

Thanks :) The pic is mine.. Taken at the same beach as the pic in the blog header..

Maryum Javaid said...

stupid is right... this full name really looks bhari bharkam...will have to go back to maryum..
and u are so right abt friends... even reruns make you laugh...it never gets old... neways the picture is really nice.. this one as well as the blog header one,,,

Adee said...

hehehe...

one more "F.RI.E.N.D.S fan" here..

as far as the show goes, it was a good attempt, but i didnt like it that much.. simply because in F.R.I.E.N.D.S, Joey was a part of a Gang (achi wali), but in the other show, it was just...... JOEY! the absence of the other five didnt complete Joey's character.

Urv said...

~maryum
I too agree with stupid :)
True. Can't just get enough of FRIENDS

~adee
Welcome to the gang :D Hmm.. Thats true.. FRIENDS was about all of em doing their bits together.. Thats what made it work..

Adee said...

check me blog...

aap ka hukum saar aakho par... hehehe

Express said...

hey! who can have enuff of F.R.I.E.N.D.S!

man, joey is the best! but phoebe is bestest!

amazing episode, but then any episode has so many awesome lines that even 1 whole blog wont be enough if v dedicated it to them!

:-)

Bhai with Chai said...

You've been tagged!

Keshi said...

I love FRIENDS!

but not the real ones at the moment. LOL!

Keshi.

Urv said...

~adee
Checked :)

~express
Eggjactly. They had some of the best script writers..

~bhai with chai
Thanks :) Will start thinking about my quirks as soon as I get my morning chai :)

~keshi
:) Cheer up girl.. Go catch an episode of FRIENDS..

Trinaa said...

you have been tagged..again!!

Sayesha said...

Yeahahahahaha! Love the work, bro! You should do more of these FRIENDS dialogue posts! :D

Trinaa said...

i'd seen a few episodes of 'Joey' long time ago...it was ok type.. u didnt miss much by not following it.. :)

Urv said...

~trinaa
Haan ji. Thank you ji :)

~sayesha
Thanks :D :D Thats the intention..

~trinaa
Hmm.. Ohkay. All FRIENDS fanatics have the same opinion :)

ceedy said...

hahaha

I see reruns of him every few days...
love to see joey and my best still is kramer from seinfeld :)

Urv said...

~ceedy
Yeah man Kramer was good too! :D Awesome weird acting.. And the hair n all.. And making a slamming thru the door entry..

Deepti said...

With my full-sized aortic pump, I can tell you I really enjoyed this post, since you have a label for it, I am guessing there are more such posts in the past?

To answer a question you have asked all a long time back way above in the list, I have watched a few episodes of Joey. They are ok, not all that good. To me, Joey looks lost without the rest of them (maybe, it's just me).

Urv said...

~deepti
Welcome to the blog :D
There are not many under the label but you can expect more in the future :)

//To me, Joey looks lost without the rest of them (maybe, it's just me).

Its not only you, everybody is of the same opinion..

Nidhi said...

Hey ! Am a F.R.I.E.N.D.S addict... Joey Rocks !! Though I cou;dn't follow Joey :(

Back in college hostel.. I used to watch FRIENDS episodes back to back... once outta college and with this job life I kinda miss all that fun :(

Though I still am very faithful to FRIENDS :) If not many episodes.. I still manage to watch atleast 1 or 2 episodes everyday :)

Urv said...

~nidhi
One more F.R.I.E.N.D.S fanatic :)

In school/college days, I used to watch the same episode 3 times a day.. Morning, evening, night :D

Even today, when I start an episode, I almost end up seeing half the season episodes :)

Nidhi said...

Need I say, you brought my coll days back :D

Post reaching home yesterday... I started watching Season 1 .. I started at around 8 PM and I stayed awake the whole night... Till 8:30 am in the morning today I was watching F.R.I.E.N.D.S Season 1 :D

Oooh La La La... I finished Season 1 :D

Urv said...

*Stands up*

*Applauds*

:)

Thats the spirit girl..

*Bows to an ardent F.R.I.E.N.D.S fan*

:D

Think Tank said...

:D :D :D :D :D

Urv said...

~think tank
3-dimensional suna tha.. U invented 5-D :) Sarry for the poor PJ

Mads said...

lol :P :P i loved this episode. cant get enough of joey,can we?? :P my fav. was always joey followed by chandler...not that the others were far behind :(( all of them rock :D :D

Alice said...

Soo funny! This made my day :]

Jenn said...

Ahhh I love this episode where they think Joey was really a kid who wrote the note!!

Jenn
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