Warning: This is a blog that lacks intellectuality. My levels of IQ stand as lofty as that of Paris Hilton's pet pomeranian and my knowledge of current affairs is as deep as Mandira Bedi's of cricket. I mostly ramble about the trivialities of my everyday life, F.R.I.E.N.D.S, friends n family, movies, cricket; basically thoughts that would enter the mind of any Sita, Gita or Rita.

Note: I was busy drooling over the pages of Playboy during my English classes in school. So please bare with any grammatical blunders or the obvious lack of classic literary writing. (I was a little confused between the selection of 'bear' and 'bare' in the sentence above so I resorted to my favorite inky-pinky-ponky routine)

If you happen to pass by, feel free to register your presence. coz yeh duniya bahot chhoti hai aur yeh zindagi bahot lambi. Kya pata, someday somewhere, you and I might end up discussing about it over a cup of garam garam masala tea.

Thursday, June 5, 2008

Dedicated to this blog-I

I believe my relation with this blog has grown deep enough to the level that I dedicate a something to it. So today I dedicate a joke to this blog, which is in sync with the blog title and header. The joke goes like this:

Me (to everyone who happens to read this): Zindagi ka safar bada lamba hai. Aao, saath mil kar chalte hai. Kuch tum chalo, kuch hum chale. Phir,................ rickshaw kar lenge :D

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Haan, duniya ki saari gaaliya de di ho, to ab ek smile bhi de do mamu. Hans do mamu. Hanse ne ke paihe nahi lagte. Koi Qute si kudi yeh same PJ forward karti to hanste na. Reply bhi karte na. To comment kar ke do chaar gaali hi de do.

Carrom ramvanu, juice pivanu, majja ni life.
(Solitaire ramvanu, coffee pivani, majja ni life.)

PeeA$$: To all Qute si kudis, feminists and Qute si feminist kudis, do not label me as an MCP due to my usage of 'mamu'. Its just that I am not used to writing in a nonsexist language. So you also feel free to leave Qute si comments.

PeePeeA$$: To those who land here through Google search for the word 'sex', sorry to disappoint you.

16 comments:

Stupidosaur said...

Why are you calling all the kudis dogs?

(Like Dharam paaji says "Qute, Qamine....)

Urv said...

~stupidosaur
Sheesh!! Do you think a gentleman like me would do such an ungentlemanly act :P
Waise bhi, saare kutte to extinct hone waale hai. Dharam paaji ne sab ka khoon jo pi liya hai.

Stupidosaur said...

Kya khaak extinct honae waalae hain.

Dharam Paaji is nothing but a celebrity blood sucking leech.

Unki leech therapy se kutton ki bimariyan bhag gayi. Ab har kuttey ke birthday per Jeetender gaana gaata hai,"Tum jiyo hazaron saal...saal ke din ho pachas hazaar...Puppy birthday to you, Fluffy birthday to you,

Urv said...

arre aisa nahi hai. Jeeteendeer to hai hi Jumping Jack. kahin bhi gaane kud padta hai.

Stupidosaur said...

Ya I know. But now he has grown old. So he does not get to step on his dance partners's feet. So he comes to my gully and steps on the tails of all the dogs instead. All the while pretending to sing birthday songs. Qamina! No wonder Tushar's movies are such flops. Its all about kkkkkarma I tell you. Wonder about KKutta Kkapoor though!

Maryum said...

:)
nice

Maryum said...

:)
nice

Maryum said...

i swear maine comment sirf ek baar maara tha.. i dont know why 2,2 baaar aaya hai..may b i liked it two much:D

Urv said...

~stupidosaur

//KKutta Kkapoor
Ha ha :D

Yaar, kuch bhi ho, I love Tussshar. Serious role mein dekh kar bhi kitni hasi aati hai. Kitna hasata hai. Haan comedy karne ki try karta hai tab rona jaroor aata hai.

~maryum
:) chill re. koi tension nai hai. tu kitni bhi baar comment maar sakti hai. baar baar, lagataar.

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