Warning: This is a blog that lacks intellectuality. My levels of IQ stand as lofty as that of Paris Hilton's pet pomeranian and my knowledge of current affairs is as deep as Mandira Bedi's of cricket. I mostly ramble about the trivialities of my everyday life, F.R.I.E.N.D.S, friends n family, movies, cricket; basically thoughts that would enter the mind of any Sita, Gita or Rita.

Note: I was busy drooling over the pages of Playboy during my English classes in school. So please bare with any grammatical blunders or the obvious lack of classic literary writing. (I was a little confused between the selection of 'bear' and 'bare' in the sentence above so I resorted to my favorite inky-pinky-ponky routine)

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Thursday, June 12, 2008

public IPL getIplThoughts(Cheer cheerleasers)-II

The title has been named so to maintain uniformity with this one. The IPL has ended. So here go some more random thoughts about it:

  • First of all, lets get some cello tape to stick on to Krisnamachari Srikkanth's mouth. The guy speaks way toooo much. He could have easily played Kareena in Jab We Mate.
  • Aamir Sohail, STILL, as a commentator, sucks bigtime.
  • It literally hurts to see anyone other than Harsha present the pre/post-match analysis. Charu Sharma standards (of course without Mandira) would be acceptable, but definitely not these Sprite, Close-up type dudes and dudesses. As the Sprite punch line goes, 'seedhi baat, no bakwaas, clear hai!'; this bande bandiyan have a total clear dimaag and all they do is 'no baat, seedhi bakwaas'.
  • A captain is as good as his team. But there are some exceptions. After being highly unsuccessful during his career as a bowler on the pitches of India, Warne brilliantly led the underdogs to a championship win.
  • Pee Pee*, as they call him, is the most annoying batsman to watch. The 4 footer toddler can hardly life the bat before the ball arrives.
  • The catching in the tournament was appalling. Even Geoffrey's mom could have fared better.
  • So goes with the umpiring.
  • I was glad that neither Shah rukh's nor Priety's team won. I could not tolerate the sight of those two on a cricket field.
Mr. Vijay Mallya, if you happen to be reading this, I would like to let you know that my grandfather would like to play for your team the next season. If you can pick Sunil Joshi, then I think my grandpa too should be no problem.

*Pee Pee stands for Parthiv Patel.


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